MSL.

so its almost 3.30am.. just got off the phone with the HUSBY! ughh.. mad laughs yo. its too much talking to him. he puts mad smiles on my face. makes my stomach hurt and tears roll down my face by how much he makes me laugh. its always a good time with him. 

He granted me with a new name. so HI my name's martha! haha check yo locks bitches! "who's your husband? oh thats right it dont matter because he's talking to me." apparently i wreck homes without doing any such crime. I have these married men coming after me as if we were in a relationship. they approach me. they talk to me. they TRY and get with me. and i have no kind of interest in them.. yet i got people's MOMS callin' me hella early in the morning asking who im talking to.. and why im talking to them.. and if i know they are married. wtf?! its damn 7am! no i dont know they're married and honestly i dont care because its not like im getting with them! wtf. UGH anyway. 

Let me get on the subject of the title of this bLog entry. MSL. who takes ESL when they're born in the states.. know how to speak english.. but the only reason is because they're not crab crackin' when it comes to mathematics? haha yepp thats my husby! haha its sad but true.. so its FUNNY! hah he got me dyin on that shit all day. "MONEY TALKS BUT IT DOESNT TALK TO ME!" goodness. i love it. "thats why i never charge for me to teach class. just get me out there, dont pay me ill do it for free. i just want nothing to do with the number part" haha thats so classic yo. honestly if there was a way for me to record our phone conversations and upload them for others to hear.. if they understood where we were coming from.. everyone would be dying laughing. its pure comedy but its all true. "thats right. im back.. and im talking mad shit! about myself!" hahah wtf. only rictor would do that shit. 

OOOh. and i learned that husby bLogs. haha ughh son thats wassup. 3 bLogs?! dengg sorry yo. sports.. games.. and dirictor?! good to know.. good to know.. well after not really sleeping last night.. i guess its time for sweet sleep <3 

i just had to share the mad laughs i had while conversing with the husby. OH!! and realization check.. there's 15 days til christmas.. i haven't even started shopping yet either! i have no clue on what to get the parentals.. or the brother.. and i still have to get my secret santa's gift.. the the CLOSE FRIENDS yepp select few.. fackkkk.. well its nothing major this year folks.. small somethings will have to suffice.. love love love. goodnight.

MARTHA is out!

M.O. <3's M.S.L. we work together yo!